people who hate homestuck and have no idea what it is
People who hate Homestuck and wont shut up about the fact that they hate Homestuck
if they hate homestuck so much why dont they just hate marry homestuck
Homestuck has really equipped its fans with an ample supply of comebacks
*starts a fire in my kitchen*
*starts fire in my bedroom*
Omfg. Um. Hello there.
*Starts a fire in my pants!!!*
*gets trapped in lift*
The best part is that there’s a fairly decent chance, given the background of the photo (dry wilderness and scrub brush) that the firefighter in this picture is a Hotshot—
And Hotshots, along with Smoke-Jumpers, are sort of like… Okay. If firefighters are rockstars, Hot-Shots are Queen and Smoke-Jumpers are whatever Tony Stark uses to rev himself up for badassery.
Hotshots are elite firefighters who train extensively and are inserted into high-risk terrain in order to fight the fire on the ground.
In layman’s terms—if there’s a forest fire threatening your house, the hotshots are the dudes digging the fire trenches while whirling beams of fire snap give feet from them.
And then, then, there’s the Smoke-Jumpers. As their name implies, they jump smoke.
In layman’s terms—the fires the hotshots can’t reach by land? Those crazy fuckera PARACHUTE into forest fires.
Because jumping out of a plane isn’t scary enough, they do it in near-zero visibility, through scorching smoke, with the risk that the thermals and currents could blow them right into a burning tree, to pick a landing spot so they can then be in remote backwoods wilderness with minimal hope of rescue if something goes tits up.
So yeah. If this lady’s an urban firefighter she’s a huge badass. But if my guess is right and she’s a more elite unit, then I want to have her gay babies like, yesterday.
you think?;u;also i think you forgot
don’t forget the best one
Oh god you guys made it better.
one more important thing that was forgotten
there we go.
okay yeah but
THE FUCKING LAST ONE
I’m not a homestuck and I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean
sweet dreams are
who am i to
Green Day, 1987
Green Day now
Fall Out Boy 2001
Fall Out Boy now
My Chemical Romance 2001
My Chemical Romance now
Now think about what you did
that’s not even MCR in 2001??? that’s black parade era MCR, which was like 2006. if ur gonna make ur jokes about their break up, at least get it right.
oh hey look, an LGBTQ campaign that doesn’t show white people as the face of LGBTQ issues for once.
also one that doesnt stereotype gay men as effeminate